Adventure 3 - The Tremendous Tudors
We started our new adventure in such an exciting way. On the first day back after the Christmas holidays the children enjoyed a full Tudor day led by a Tudor-in-role. They completed many different activities: looking at and sketching artefacts, writing with a quill and ink, playing Tudor games, learning a Tudor dance, completing Tudor maths and exploring weapons.
We had the fantastic opportunity to work with a poet called Chris. We created a class poem about the Battle of Bosworth and had a poetry slam against Sycamore. We even got to meet Henry VIII 2nd wife Anne Boleyn.
Willow
The House of Tudor Poetry Battle
(Willow)
1.
1485, your king was fresh out of lives
1485, the year that he died
Our great king Henry best believe he survived,
Shame for you lot - Richard never revived
1485, the year your family tree ended
1485, ours continued to be splendid
Hang on a minute – where even is yours?
Oh wait it got deleted when you died in the war.
2.
your king is gone, you’ll have no more fun
you’re all our prisoners from this day on
Roses are red, this message is true
Get ready to cry when you feel the blues
Your king is dead, ours is your new nephew
3.
King Richard was barely even a king - just think
His reign was so short, it was gone in a blink
our spears are sharp, your spears are plain
your king died, while ours came to reign
“I won the battle of Bosworth now you look up to me
I’ll bring our families together and marry your niece - see”
You think we’re sad, we’re here ‘til 1603
Your king’s body’s gone missing, he’s a mystery
4.
Then the 2000s came and Ricky got found
What a surprise, he was buried deep underground
Was his future bright? No his future was dark
They found him underneath a Leicester car park
“Ooooh I’m King Richard Three, the NCP got the best of me
Quick if you want to visit before you get a parking ticket.”
5.
Now we have won, our era is done
Red and white came together at night
Henry the Seventh married Elizabeth of York
And there’ll be no more War of the Roses talk!
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The House of York Poetry Battle
(Sycamore)
We’re the house of York, it’s very nice to meet you
Nah, just kidding we’re here to defeat you.
We’re here to represent this country’s true King Ricky
Gonna make this battle hard, gonna make it super tricky
We’re strong, we’re powerful, we’re a human cannon ball
When we charge into you it’s like you’ve been hit by a wall
We’ve got so many soldiers we’ll come down like a flood
Your soldiers are gonna drown in a puddle of their blood
You’ll be bleeding so much you could fill up a well
I guess we’ll see you next when you’re burning in hell
You Lancasters, look at you - all crouched down in fear
The winners of this battle are right over here
We might have been fighting for the last thirty years
But todays where it ends, we’ll have you in tears
We’ll beat you, step over you, as though you are a bridge
We’ll win this war ‘cos we’ve got the advantage
King Richard III is the strongest in the war of the roses
All your king does is strike silly poses
Our king is amazing, yours is just a bore
Yours is a puppet you bought at the store
With the jewels that he wears and his tiny underwear
Your king wouldn’t fit on this country’s golden chair
Our king is so noble they’ll write him up with clarity
Your king is such a loser, we’ll write him off as charity
If Henry Tudor really is the best
How come our Rick is sat having a rest?
Henry must be the worst of them all
Ask him to ride a horse, I’m guessing he’d just fall
Your rose is so bland, I can’t believe it represents your house
When your soldiers see us coming they’ll crouch down like a mouse
We’ll shiver Henry’s timbers right down to his last bone
Then King Richard III will rightly take the throne!